here's a funny story!
I went on a date,
he wore cream pointy toed snakeskin boots (fake and not pretty!),
he out drunk me four to one,
he finished his fourth drink and invited me back to his place for more wine and whatever might happen...
I declined his invitation,
he up and left,
he left me with a full glass of wine!!!
I laughed all the way home!!!
next!!!
take care
Rachaelxo
p.s. at least I wasn't left 'high and dry'!!!
Look, sugar, I live around cowboys and haven't you heard about them? They step on your heart with those boots and squish that sucker flat! Beware of cowboys, chick!! ;-)
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Connie
Got me laughin' this mornin'...
I feel you need your `mother' to accompany you, in case you meet another dubious MALE
ReplyDeleteOh no.... that sounds horrible. I hope he at least paid for dinner.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you can laugh at this Rachael and move on to the next candidate.
Hugs ~ Kerryanne
Oh dear..not the eveing of witty laughter and flirtatious chat you were expecting lol. At least he didnt waste anymore of your precious time than that..but seriously..what WERE you thinking..you should have run the moment you saw those horrid boots lovie!! I agree.. take Mummy Liz next time..and she can at least keep you company while you drink that glass of wine!
ReplyDeleteGail xx
There sure are some strange blokes around.
ReplyDeleteAt least you got your wine!!
As the 'Soup Nazi' in Seinfeld says...NEXT!!!!
Next one can't be that bad
Alison
Well I am sure that special man is out there somewhere waiting for and will be very lucky to have you!!
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ps. sorry i wasnt more help with the candlestick, hope my email got through!!