here's a funny story!
I went on a date,
he wore cream pointy toed snakeskin boots (fake and not pretty!),
he out drunk me four to one,
he finished his fourth drink and invited me back to his place for more wine and whatever might happen...
I declined his invitation,
he up and left,
he left me with a full glass of wine!!!
I laughed all the way home!!!
p.s. at least I wasn't left 'high and dry'!!!